Back Home Again… Finally

So yes, here I sit in the trailer in Grandma and Grandpa’s back yard writing this post. You know, a funny thing happens when you cross the Michigan border. The trees change into Michigan trees, the water turns into Michigan water, and the roads turn into Michigan roads. (Bumpbumpbumpbump) Mmm… Smell that Michigan air! It’s as cold as heck here, and I’m loving it. We’ve had nothing but accursed fair weather the moment we left…

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On the Mountain

So ͜y͞e͜s̴, ̴h͠e̵r̢e ͠w͟e̢ ar̀e̷ on to͏p ơf ̕Ha͠w͠k̵’͠s̡ m̵ou̴ntain͠. Th̷ęre are͟ l̨o̡n̕g̸ w͘a͞l̨kś, ̕g̷l̢u̕te̛n͟ fręe͢ pi҉zzas͡,̧ rot̷te̕n͡ l̷ógs,͏ ͜a҉ńd͏ ̀o̧ddly ̀en̡ou҉gh,͞ D́&D. ͏I ̢wo͜ul̷ḑ t҉e̛l̨l ͠yo̵u ḿy new͏ char͠ac͟ter̢’̨s̴ n͜am̴e͡, b͝ut ҉I͝ ̛d̵on͏’̴t͠ w͞ant͟ ͞to̴ be͡ ̡a͡s̛s̵o̧c͏iate͝d̵ wįth thi͠s͏ b҉log͜, sò y̵e̶a͟h҉.̵ ͟Òops, ͠s͝or͘ry.͝ Į f͢org͏ót ̨tó ͠t̕ur͝n҉ ̸o̡n my̸ p͜o͏wer̸ ̀li͘m͘i̷ter͠. *Click* Ahem. In other news, I went to a juggling meetup yesterday with Justin. The other jugglers were busy, but I managed…

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A Small Post to Appease Mom Until More Things Happen

Well today we finally arrived near Asheville. Soon we will be working on this farm type thing for a while. It’s pretty awesome there. It’s on top of a mountain and all of the buildings are really old and whatnot. There’s a bit of random debris around on the ground, like a dozen casks of veggie oil. We camped outside of the mountain (like an hour away) in case we couldn’t get into it with…

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500 Words or More, Jacob Special

So yeah, here we are in Texas, having recently met my new half brother, Aaron. Yep, he was concealed from me for 17 years. It sounds like something from a bad anime, here we are just sitting around, and then BAM, half brother, also sister in law and nephew. I can’t wait until he gets old so that he can call me UNCLE JACOB. Woohoo! Anyways, pretty uneventful. We’ve been spending a lot of time…

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Two Posts in One! What a deal!

I WROTE THIS WITHOUT INTERNET AND FORGOT TO POST IT SORRY FOLKS! So yeah, I’m writing this entry from inside the truck. Yep. Just got it here on my lap, typing away. Mom wants us to post today, so I’d better post. Yeah… we’re in the base… that always makes me pretty nervous. I’m always afraid that some guy will jump out of the bushes and ask me for identification or something. Bleh. Nothing has…

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Post?

Well I haven’t posted in a very long time. What is there to say? Well… Do you remember that homeschooling meetup a while back? No? I think that I posted it… We are staying with them again. We all kinda gravitated back together, and are now forming a very creepy hive mind. Oddly enough, I don’t know most of their names, or who they are related to. So yeah, things have been okay. I haven’t…

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Renaissance Fair

So yeah, we went to a Renaissance fair as vendors. The story is pretty long, so take a seat and set down that ipad. It all started out on that fateful Monday, when Mom discovered that the Renaissance fair was in town and was looking for vendors for the world fair that Sunday. I once thought that my mother was a sane and rational individual. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes tear* Well anyways, despite the fact that we…

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The dragging was resumed a few days ago when I was taken to Santibel island for seven hours. What was it like, you ask of poor Jacob? Madeline promised shopping centers and high rises! None were to be found! That island had nothing at all. Perhaps she was mistaken, Fort Myers beach was the bustling center of trade that was  assured to us! I will discourse on that in an indeterminate amount of time. Until…

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Rhyme

I think that I might, actually be tall. It helps me a lot when I get into a brawl. My hair is a mess, a tangle and a twist. The comb, it seems to resist. I know some karate, a little, not much. It helps me with thugs, and villains, and such. My artistic skill, I’m afraid is quite lacking. I’m sure that my art teacher will send me packing. I’m fast when I stand…

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A Post With Very Little Substance

Mom is making me blog. There isn’t much to say. It’s been about three days since the last update, so not much has happened. Only one major thing has happened, and that’s the trip to legoland, which I shall recount shortly. We also went to have dinner with some other homeschoolers, which was nice, but rather uneventful. Legoland is a weird place. Everything is made out of legos. Not to say that they’re actual legos….

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